Emma Schwagerl

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

YEESSSSS @lindslayer https://t.co/6ZtxDbMxC0

[Orange Is the New Black @OITNB]

Brace yourself for the Third Coming. #OITNB
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[ℤ℮℮. @_ZeeeLovvee]

Need more hot Cheetos in my life.

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

@sydneesofar ...well, shit. 😥

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

Me 100% 😂😂 https://t.co/H57Q0CqW0T

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

You can be the juiciest peach in the world but there's always gonna be somebody who doesn't like peaches.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

There are 7 billion people on the planet and I have like 4 friends in real life.

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

You know you're drunk when your uncomfortable shoes become comfortable.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

Your bloated muscles are worthless without a spine.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

I hate everyone today.

[Emma Schwagerl @emmabutterflyy]

Making comparisons can spoil your happiness.

[Philip Obenschain @pobenschain]

No more bummer days. Good times forever.