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[Mark @mrkphllps1]

Mollie STILL under Harry's spell 🫠

#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

[Hattie @hattiewall]

Not getting @the1975 presale tickets with I always wanna die in the background is not the vibe I was wanting today.

[EKB @emmabxker]

Overheard at airport security:
“Is there any baby food in your bag?”
“Well he’s weaning at the moment so mainly on solids but sometimes we’ll alternate, he does need m-”
“Are there any liquids… in your bag??”
Fuckin hell Janet no one cares about little Henry’s new diet 🥲

[EKB @emmabxker]

Biggest work ick when someone signs an email off with their initial. Celeb alert

[EKB @emmabxker]

Morning routine includes my hand and face fighting against each other to apply makeup whilst the Cruel Summer bridge takes over my soul

[EKB @emmabxker]

My type is in bed by 10 x

[EKB @emmabxker]

So you’re telling me 1D named a tour after an unrealeased song that has been LEAKED this week? What in the 2014 is this

[EKB @emmabxker]

Just weeks away from that ‘Feels Like Summer’ song being added to Instagram stories 🫠

[EKB @emmabxker]

Bookmark threads on Twitter constantly for later. Never looked through my bookmarks

[EKB @emmabxker]

@giorgionardini No seriously bc I wanna hire them

[EKB @emmabxker]

@giorgionardini ME

[EKB @emmabxker]

Banning drag is banning self expression. Banning self discovery. Banning liberation. Banning identity.

You really care about minors now? Ban fucking guns #dragisnotacrime

[EKB @emmabxker]

Since arriving in Asia I’ve been made redundant, missed 2 flights to Kuala Lumpar, lost 2 bank cards, arrived in Cambodia but with no cash or card / payment for visa entry. And I just lost my bus ticket out of Phnom Penh. Thriving.

[henry joce @henry_joce]

it's me and my 4 hours sleep against the world.

[EKB @emmabxker]

Me getting made redundant in the middle of fucking Asia rn lol ✨

[Austine @theereal_one]

u should quit ya job n follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in ur life

[EKB @emmabxker]

My Greek, four language fluent friend says the biggest incentive for learning new languages is more memes 🥹🥹

[EKB @emmabxker]

Less than 48hrs in Koh Tao but my soul has been here lifetimes

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

POV: you are Claudia Winkleman

[EKB @emmabxker]

Having a really good daily routine is a big attraction and wow I’m so so old

[EKB @emmabxker]

The way SZA sampled her own song in Love Language 🌝 #szasos