emma

braless and lawless. she/her. BLM.

[emma @emmacatherineg]

Ideal first date: You bring your dog. You leave.

[emma @emmacatherineg]

receiving a word document written in comic sans feels like an assault to my senses

[Kyle Chayka @chaykak]

“sorry I responded late to your email I was unjustifiably terrified of opening it”

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 It’s just you

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 Ew

[emma @emmacatherineg]

Tried to find the gym and google maps is out here praying for my downfall

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 @JonHelmkamp It’s a French first name

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 I also hope you become less sucky

[emma @emmacatherineg]

I feel like if you can’t admit that you sucked as a person in other stages of your life, you probably still suck

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Just like anybody else... except for the young guy we killed.

[emma @emmacatherineg]

I used to think the “biological clock” was bullshit but I’m about to turn 25 and I just started having the overwhelming desire to nurture something ... so I bought 13 plants and renewed my IUD

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@jimbobrays_ To be completely fair, I feel like wet farts could have some pretty impressive range

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 He is cringe city

[emma @emmacatherineg]

At this point it’s like... why NOT eat a fistful of shredded cheese, y’know?

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@savannahjpeters The Texas of Canada

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 Poor heather got hit with the spirit of Victoria

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 This is worse.

[emma @emmacatherineg]

@javanagh87 Calm down, Nancy Kerrigan.

[emma @emmacatherineg]

Gerald and his vegetables are the only thing that bring me joy rn

[emma @emmacatherineg]

This season of #TheBachelor is just the Stanford prison experiment with fancy dresses

[emma @emmacatherineg]

They’re just gonna bully Heather next week and Katie is not there to save her #TheBachelor