emma b !!

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

I would’ve stayed on the boat every time Odysseus found a new island. Y’all boys let me know what y’all find up there when y’all get back

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Happy pride month!

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

When someone’s on their phone in the movie theater but I’m non-confrontational

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

#doinmythangsummer

[tamra judgy eyes @tamrajudgyeyes]

Fame is a gun and I point it blind

[★ @puthyreloaded]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[klava @kloudia_tweets]

Getting a boyfriend so I can talk shit about him everyday and then get mad at my friends when they tell me to leave him

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

if i was in victorious i don't think i would've had the capacity to forgive robbie for robarazzi

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

[lou @wanlittlehusks]

Mom just referred to a couple visiting the bear exhibit at the zoo as “not here for the right reasons”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

once again cannot confirm or deny whether i've ever watched this show but i hope the throw the one who looks like a hypoallergenic dog into the ocean

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

hanging out with a couple and saying “may this love never find me” every time there’s slight conflict

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The sooner you work out, the sooner in the day you can heal your body with restorative sodas and recovery colas