Emma

Non-practicing intellectual

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Having 1-2 wines at work lunch sometimes makes you experience the rest of the day like you’re in mullholand drive

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There are photos in my phone that erode my trust and loosen my tether, I call them the mood destructors and they serve no purpose other than to shoot shrapnel directly into my brain upon contact

[Reductress @Reductress]

Cool! Website You Stumbled Onto for Two Seconds Just Sold Your Home Address to Every Company on Earth: https://t.co/lEX6RHxDr7

[area woman @explodingpiano]

the only sex education I had growing up was reading t-shirts at Myrtle Beach gift shops

[Hiroshi working on comms @Hiiroshiiii]

That tomodachi life corrupt me

[Sims Community @TheSimCommunity]

Kylie Jenner comes out as a Simmer ❇️
>> https://t.co/vmgvATA7Ds

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Ayo Edebiri photographed by Jaša Müller for Paper Magazine

[Maia @maiamindel]

they ran out of petra collins's old work

[wa$abi nut$ @bawitdabababe]

rip kristi noem. i’ll put down some dogs in your honor tonight

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

me to punch the monkey <333

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Timeline cleanse.

Baby Punch, the viral lonely monkey from a Japanese zoo, finally got the warmest hug.

After days of rejection, an older monkey wrapped him in a comforting embrace and he finally felt loved.

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

when i get this tattooed in a sailor jerry traditional style

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Victoria Beckham at her son’s wedding

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[Marisa Baldassaro @Nerdspringbreak]

In 4th grade I read Shirley Temple's bio "Child Star" and have been obsessed with the glass playhouse she had built in her backyard ever since.

[ryan @oatmeaIboy]

Omw to a doctors appointment booked on the “zocdoc” app

[valeria @mamasorchard]

girl i’m bored let’s go eat the recommended intake of fiber

[Reductress @Reductress]

'Eldest Daughter' Finally Added as Official Diagnosis in DSM-V: https://t.co/1KNPObf3wx

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

a good french onion soup will have you acting like a pervert