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my acupuncturist says im cold on the inside

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my favorite app is youtube

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why the FUCK did @tacobell remove the QUESARITO🤬

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this is real important PSA SUNRISE hard seltzers by @DrinkAriZona suck SO BAD they SUCK only ONE GOOD FLAVOR in a pack of four…. Its the mango….. smh

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thou wilt ne’er see a thong of plastic betwixt mine toes…….fucking NE’RE

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im gonna start commenting “bad shot” on ppls photos

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im gonna start commenting “great shot” on ppls photos

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@hot_LA_mom u look like sarah in this pic!

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

NOC NOC
ROBER HOO
A COP

[Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret]

@emmacdudz We recommend that you wash your new panties on a gentle cycle!

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@VictoriasSecret wow this is great

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should i wash my new @VictoriasSecret underwear before i wear it?

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does anyone think my not eating veggies may b why im gaining weight

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another hot take from OLD EM: in NYC, its all about the pizza and the bagels... other food good too, maybe some of the best in the world

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if u been sleepin on the bialy.....wake tf up

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another trend: “say it back” — i dont understand it fully

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trend to watch: leather shoes but they dont have a back but they DO have a tiny little gold chain/buckle!

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flip flops SUCK ASSSSSSS

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another trend to watch (u know i love reporting on the trends) is POINTING INTO PHONE CAMERA WHILE FILMING LIP SYNCING SELFIE VID

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@Sscotfitzgerald i like to ride my motorcycle

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i like the part at the end of each queer eye episode where the subject of the episode jerks off all the fab five’s egos

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no me gusta LOS FLIP FLOPS