My top goal in life is to learn how to play the piano JUST so I can play the intro to artful dodgers think about me.
One of 2000โs timeless classics ๐๐ผ
Millennials are getting ADHD diagnosis left, right & Chelsea but no one is putting together the correlation that we grew up listening to Darude Sandstormโฆ
It was inevitable.
When people are like โwhen are you having kidsโ and quite frankly I couldnโt think of anything worse ๐
All inclusive adults only beach holiday or snot rags & Paw Patrol for the next 18 years?
HMMMMMMMMM
Iโm pretty sick to death of ai tbh ๐คฃ
Why everyone look & sound the same? If this was middle school weโd all be shouting JINX! Padlock, throw away the key.
My 6am song of choice this week has been the logical song and I CANNOT recommend it enough when youโve had 0 hours sleep sweating your tits off.
Youโre welcome.
Bum bags as cross body bags is a trend that I wish would die hard and fast.
Donโt know what it is about it, but it gives me the worst ick. ๐
Itโs the fashion equivalent of the word snogging ๐คฎ
๐จ BREAKING: Keir Starmer is officially set to resign as Prime Minister
Several media reports say he'll outline a resignation timetable on Monday after consulting with his wife and family today
Who else does that neurodivergent routine of โIโm gonna catch up on and sort out my whole life this weekend,โ but then the weekend comes and youโre like, โI deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,โ and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.
I just found out that orcas, as in WHALES, go through the menopause and I think I may have solved global warming..
Menopausal whales heating up the oceans. Youโre welcome.