emma katherine

imagine pleasant nonsense

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Nothing makes me question my comprehension of the English language quite like any album or song name by of Montreal

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

why are there so many tik tok videos of people just having fake altercations where one person is playing both sides. just do it in the shower like the rest of us. nobody needs to see that.

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Instagram should incorporate an option for story transitions, I wanna live out the high of PowerPoint presentations again

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

This might be a hot take, but all u guys doing those tik tok dances are going to cringe so hard in like 5 years

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

I am like a kettle. I also scream when I need attention.

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

https://t.co/RSvID9vDvi thinks I reaallly love Nic Cage

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Let me ruin your day right quick:
Dogs don’t have knees.

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

My level of social anxiety was made for lockdown. You mean my friends can ONLY HANG OUT WITH ME AND NO ONE ELSE? Unreal.

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Why does the Walmart self-checkout automated lady say “bananas” like she knows all my secrets

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

I’m sick of TP/ paper towel packages outlining the math for how many single rolls those double rolls are worth. please just stop I don’t need this in my life

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Listening to the new t swift songs are making me relive when I was making super cringe posts about my nonexistent love life at age 13

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

I will never understand people who don’t love plants.. like how can you not want to decorate your home with life?? 🪴🌞

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

if i EVER say I’m going to get bangs again, please for the love of god someone punch me in the face

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Watching seaspiracy and holy heck I am so freaking sad

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Am I ever going to feel energized again or am I just destined to be tired all of the time for the rest of my life

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

My dreams are literally just constant pure chaos

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

since buying a house my targeted ads now suck, all I get are ads for fencing and heat pumps

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Everyday is all the fucking same GOD it’s so boring

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

One of my favourite pastimes is reading the comments section of 5-minute crafts videos

[emma katherine @emmackenzie4]

Sometimes it seems that it’s just easier to believe a woman’s emotions are crazy and uncalled for rather than you just hurt her feelings or upset her