EmmaClayton-Smith

high functioning comedic psychopath

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

Laminating your bank statements so the tears roll of easier #20yearoldlifehacks

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

I'm a bitter horrible person. And I think I'm okay with that.

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

#picturesthatmakemewanttovomit

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#picturesthatmakemewanttovomit

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

List of things I need to do in 2016 - 1. Get my shit together 2. Stop procrastinating making lists

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

Boyfriends locked me out and gone to sleep. Lovely.

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

Got top comment on ladbible, I can now quit social media

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

People my age really have their shit together. I'm here just like, how long do I have to pet this cat before were best friends?

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

Haven't written a song for two years, i can see why now 🕯

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

Covering yourself in Vaseline and pretending your a slug.

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

#Luminites #bgt please for godsake someone sign them. I want their album!

[Ruth'Elizabeth♀ @thebl0nde0ne_x]

#pretweet

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#pretweet

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@Holdsworth123 she's not a slut

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

@Holdsworth123 don't be horrible! An she said you walked like a gay that was all

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

@Holdsworth123 yeah ... After school

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@Holdsworth123 yes haha .. We can discuss it in more detail tommorow at my Shisha party

[EmmaClayton-Smith @emmaclaysmith]

@Holdsworth123 haha ! It is pretty Addictive