Emma ❁

“I like dogs.” -Bobby Newport

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I could kick down a fuckin door

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“Goodbye” by Bo Burnham 3:32-4:02

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School is my 13th reason.

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Listen all I’m saying is that I hope Annamarie Tendler gets Petunia in the divorce.

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https://t.co/QulDoHBiRR

Don’t mind me, just sobbing over Mark Hoppus playing the bass for the first time since he was diagnosed with lymphoma 🥲

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I could really go for being 6 beers deep floating down some crick in 80 degree weather

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I am tired of losing so much.

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Why was the Joker ever created? Literally the most depressing movie I’ve ever watched. If you ever feel like you’re in too good of a mood, go watch that movie.

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Mood

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An analogy for how life’s been going lately

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Where I’m at rn

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“YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR FOOL I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOUUUUUU”

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How to house hunt in 2021:

1. Look for a house
2. Find a house you like, plan to tour in the next day
3. Oops that house just went under contract! Hope you didn’t like it that much!
4. Weep

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Lately

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FUCK THIS SELLERS MARKET MAN 🙃

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Zillow, if a house is under contract, y’all should maybe put that on the property so I can stop getting my hopes up 🙃

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@oddreyrose @Bri_Snow12 I was not ready for this today 😭

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When Hot Chelle Rae said “It’s been a really really messed up week” I felt that

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Not @JoeBiden swearing in on a King James Bible when he claims to be Catholic

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Joe Biden is not a Catholic, I said what I said