𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚

31. she/her. ⍍ ❝𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛. 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠.❞

[Bright Sunshine ☀️ @KindaSortaMaebe]

I'm memory of David Lynch, remember, he was an ally.

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

@f0xins0x @Sh4rkBate me over here now missing when there was one on every corner. closest to me now is like 20 minutes away 😭

[fallen! dan ⋆｡°🦇 #TVL @isolatedbug]

Hozier dropping unreal unearth at the height of my good omens hyperfixation is honestly an insane move

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

@sophtrbl i just go “booooo!!” and thumbs down the screen every time

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

the best besties that ever bestied 😭🥹

[nic @dilfclaws]

who knew these middle aged men would be the highlight of my life

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

one day these machines were all gone and i never knew it would be the last time i’d grab three out just to have my mom make me to put them back in the top part

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

@sophtrbl

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

i really think someone should do a study on tim robinson and what goes on in his brain. i feel like there’s some secret to the universe or something in there. it would make total and complete sense

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

@f0xins0x waaaaait i need to try this?!?

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

@JustineAnnaW there are soooo many scams out there now, it’s awful :( i’m glad people are more aware of them now and can help save older folks from it

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

it is so bonkers to me that these scams still exist in 2023

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

hope he rots :)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tory Lanez has officially been sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion.

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

are dads physically incapable of not commenting the moment it starts raining?

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

@sophtrbl i would obviously love to! i just have no clue how i’d make something like that. surely they don’t sell them 😅

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

as an audrey, i know i need to do this one day but i truly do not know how 😭

[Joolia Ghoulia @Jooliasez]

Haters: Settle down it's only August. Halloween isn't for months.

Me:

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

if you EVER hear me ever say i’m doing anything to get noticed by men, immediately make me an appointment for a psychological exam

[𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚 @oddreyrose]

it’s so funny because men will still be complimented anyway. and then people will make comments that the women are trying too hard or “want men to notice them” 🤪🤪🤪

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i often see women wearing nice outfits for Friday/ Saturday dinners at upscale restaurants and their male partners making no effort and it seems like such a wasted opportunity. if you're going to pay $30 for spaghetti, why not make it a nice outing?