emma

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

summer’s going to feel like this

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Nothing better than a fresh #coconut... Except maybe #swingingfromvines #yep #imanorangutan

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

google ai is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn't work

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

There are fruits to eat yet. Life to live

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

most of the people in the world think johnny cash is a huge badass and all of his sonmgs are like "i am so so scared"

[36 Year Old With Pacifier @tom_on_here]

Every time I see a house and it’s been remodeled to have that grey-white flooring, I wanna puke

[leticia @goteandomiel]

by graham dean

[Mariam @marrbegins]

@lilydont

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

hosting snl must be like jury duty for celebrities

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

Nobody:

Raspberries: You have 24 hours