Emma Petitt

You look like (insert name of redheaded actress)

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Found out that the neighbor kids have been referring to me as “The Cookie Lady” and I’ve never felt more honored and this is my life’s work

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Playing on my phone while nursing is business, playing on my phone in bed while the baby sleeps is a treat. I won’t apologize!!

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@ChickfilA why when I received the wrong food today was I told I had to come back with the wrong food in order to get a refund? Why is there no experience survey anymore? Why do you hate me?

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Cried about a clip from Castaway on TikTok as though it happened to me. That is postpartum.

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@ayrwreckah I thought…she was also??? Dead???

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@Maggiemoo_914 @sunflowrheather I’m also shook

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@whoaskedselle I’m pissed bc i didn’t see it last night so I’m gonna get the edited one 😑

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Pretty sure they forgot me at McDonalds and I am so hungry 🥲

[Emma Petitt @emmacpetitt]

Utah people please keep an eye out

[Jeremiah Jensen @JeremiahJensen]

Missing person:

Stephen Monson was last seen Wednesday April 12th and is considered endangered. He left home in Provo without his phone or wallet and is riding his Indian Scout Motorcycle. If you see him or his motorcycle please contact Provo City police

[Emma Petitt @emmacpetitt]

@alyssa_watts 10000% agree. I would rip it off after 6 hours

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They cut the budget for tailoring to pay the royalties for “I Hope You Dance” #LoveisBlind4

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@Scarlows1 Not the Lego pp!!!

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@badboygargar Loved you in School of Rock

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@sunflowrheather 10/10 tweet

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@sunflowrheather Not the doody drawers

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@wakafowlerflame NO!!!!! WE RIDE AT DAWN!!!

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@sunflowrheather You did the right thing!!

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@kitty__kayla @sunflowrheather I agree with this!

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@ma3chapman @sunflowrheather I walked out of a job after 7 days bc 1. I cried every day HARD 2. They didn’t train me 3. There was a covid outbreak and they were basically like whoopsie. I walked out, emailed when I got home. It wasn’t my proudest moment but also I HATED IT so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Emma Petitt @emmacpetitt]

@ma3chapman You plan a mean funeral, tbh

[Emma Petitt @emmacpetitt]

2/2 on my funeral food being raved about afterwards; put me in your wills, people! Sad people love my work!