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26, Queer, Canadian 🍁🖤✨🏳️‍🌈

[Mal @444buns]

men want a cool gf until she’s actually cooler than them and suddenly they start doing unpaid psychological warfare to make her insecure

[binky @binkyloveyou]

Pretty awful week to be online if you’re a woman who’s been sexually assaulted before

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

due to my academic, emotional and financial situation, october will be another suicide prevention month for me

[georgie • raging @gtubebarbie]

sorry if i’m absent lately it’s suicide prevention month and i am trying very hard to prevent my own

[em ☠︎ @emmactxo]

having long hair with a short torso is all fun & games until you gotta put your hair up every time you sit on the toilet

[em ☠︎ @emmactxo]

my mum called me by our childhood dog’s name the other day… the same dog that died almost 20 years ago LOL

[flame @laflame_xq]

Kris Jenner FORGOT her daughter Kylie Jenner's NAME while they were playing "What's in My Birkin?" and initially CALLED her Khloé Kardashian😂😭❤️

“Oh my God, Khloé, whatever your name is, Kylie, you’re an animal”😂😭

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,

[alisa @squirtstain]

i feel like a border collie in a dorm room

[.ೃ࿐ 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐩 @shrimpbizkt]

did cpr on a patient for nearly two hours today and thought about the time my ex said his job was just as if not more physically exhausting than mine (i’m an icu nurse, he’s a barber)

[ॐ𓋹𓂀༄ @_porruiz]

me siento terrible espero que sea la regla y no el vacío en el pecho que tengo desde los 13 años

[em ☠︎ @emmactxo]

This except my brother (who lives w my parents & is special needs) and calls me extremely upset to say “she’s dead… I’m so heartbroken” come to find out he’s talking about a voice actor for one of his favourite animated movies

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

my parents are both in poor health so when i get a call from my brother, i always immediately expect that something terrible has happened. he calls me yesterday and goes "are you alone right now? are you in private?" and im like yes oh my god yes i am what's going on and he says

[yaoi gagarin @vehiclefan53]

lowkey i think the dividing line between being a good driver and a bad one is can u read the body language of cars

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

Kurt Vonnegut on why we probably shouldn’t automate the friction out of every part of life, in case you needed the reminder

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic

[Dan @265Kilometres]

Someone just came into my work and asked me where the Statue of Liberty was

My work, located in Kingston, Ontario, Canada

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

Took the 9yo to the library yesterday. I found a book called ‘Girls Can Do Anything’ and showed it to her. She looked at me kinda blankly and said ‘ok’ so I told her to read the title and she looked a little bewildered and said ‘ok.. yeah.. do people not know that?’

[niki 🫧 @hardtoreply]

hall of fame

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

you can eat a peach so delicious it fills you with love and longing for the streets of southern ontario

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just had to deviate from my routine Did the world end? No But in a much realer sense Yeah