Emma Dean

I feel God in this Tachos tonight.

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

lost 5 followers after posting a pic of trump w the caption “not cute !”

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

@mitchwilson Slightglass for coffee

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

@darkobunnyy 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

@drumartin I have a name

[Dru @drumartin]

Texts from our nanny

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

Just realized I don’t think I’ve ran a full mile once in my life, not gunna start trying now or anything just kinda embarrassing

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

5 yr old I babysit:
did you mean to do your hair like that?
Me: ya why does it look bad
Him: yeah kinda

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

@drumartin He keeps telling me he’s 4….

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

The heat wave is giving me anxiety what’s our timeline for the world imploding bc of global warming

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

@mitchwilson Coffee shop probably

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

Whoever’s mom is coming into the west linn liquor store to start a fight w me about wearing a mask for 2 min while I have to wear one for 9 hrs a day plz consider putting her in a home early

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

WARY

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

Maybe this generation is weary to give way to “years of church history,” because the very theologians who’s writings we still adhered by today also believed things that were entirely against scripture due to the impact of the culture of their time.

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

guess telling a 60yr old man that we have the same bag isn’t quite the compliment I thought it was

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

“No I don’t like men, im attracted to men. Very different”

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

@mitchwilson Quuuuuuuick thing

[Rachel⁷ (Gaga is everything) @RachelGascon]

With this new CDC guidelines, please remember that if a business says you need to wear a mask, just do it! They are protecting themselves and their workers!

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

“This guy thinks he’s such a bad boy...in reality he just drinks whiskey and doesn’t clean his room.” @JarrettJohle

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

Crying bc my dad said this to me today,

“Listen, men are pigs. I mean that. They are selfish and only look to take from women. But the boy you have is very giving, selfless, and loving towards you so you better not mess it up”

😭😭😭😭😭

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

I grew up being told women aren’t funny :/ now im the funniest person I know :/

[Emma Dean @emmadean144]

@lildrummerbay Start saying you left ur ✨heart✨ in Spokane. Way better look