Emma Escue

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a little airplane awaiting clearance for takeoff. Please send dogs only. Thank you… 12/10

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

FDA approved- the Pfizer Covid vaccine

Not FDA approved- vitamins, probiotics, melatonin, glucosamine, chondroitin, fish oil, Co-Q 10, turmeric, curcumin, green tea extract, and every other supplement you buy at the health food store.

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

All these people in my hometown complaining about the government controlling them literally live off of the government 🙃

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @kaitlynzieler]

I may not have a summer body, but at least I’m funny

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

@Keraganco Wouldn’t hurt

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

But why am I so fascinated by ice cream cake TikTok??

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

I just had dinner with my sisters boyfriend’s family, I have reached a new level of single

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Okay I’m over it. Your sophomore year spring break in Fort Lauderdale is not worth someone immunocompromised like me or someone immunocompromised AND elderly like my Grandpa dying. Grow up and get over yourself. This isn’t a joke for your instagram captions.

[Alpha Gamma Delta @MurrayStateAGD]

We ❤️ St. Jude !!! Yet another amazing night of staying up ‘til dawn for the kids! #stjudeUTD

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

Even team Snapchat forgot to send me a snap today :(

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

If you want to feel like a loser, go to the gym without AirPods

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

@Keraganco You fooled me

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

Life would be easier if the bachelor could be binge watched

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

@IceNasty34 @NateWilkinson62 She looks familiar

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

Instead of telling my family I don’t have a boyfriend, I’ve decided to just tell them he can’t make it this year.. maybe next year

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Not feeling very fergalicious today :(

[Emma Escue @emmaescue]

@Keraganco You have peaked