ferg

thank you all for coming she/her

[Chris @citehchris]

idk bro have you tried taking her out for a warm soft pretzel w/ cheese and appreciating her that’s all they really want

[sarah @heavenbrat]

im platonically in love with my friends, those are my babies, they r my soulmates

[abby ¨̮ @Abbbn0rmal]

I offer you: me, we are in love and kiss and have sex

In return I get: a place to live for free and we go to concerts together

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

everyone should be on a little bit of mushrooms or a couple drinks deep at all times. feels like humanity figured this out ages ago and then nerds were like “no, we must trade stocks”

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

The time has come to roll a blunt.

[Aaron H. Aceves @aaronhaceves]

Is this Colleen Hoover book good

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am not meant to work I am meant to buy things at TJ Maxx and read books and pet cats

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

She’s probably sad bro, give her a shoulder to put her legs on

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding a pickle like a cigarette) do you mind if i?

[trash jones @jzux]

of course i handle my liquor. i handle it badly

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

[coppertone bb @coppertonebb]

u ever eat salmon so good it makes u feel like a grizzly bear standing in the river

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

I told my girl not to cut her hair but she did and she looks so fucking good this why men need to stay out of women’s business

[ferg @emmafergg]

I wish you the absolute worst possible final days in prison. You deserved worse❤️

[BreezyScroll @BreezyScroll]

101-year-old ex-Nazi guard sentenced to five years in prison
https://t.co/oB2l2Breja

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[ZOE AMIRA SLICK 🦋 @zoeamira]

i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.