Emma G. Simon

clothes & whatnot.

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Can i just tell you…

we moved to northwest Arkansas 5 days ago & were concerned we’d be the only Thunder fans

Tonight I opened our back door and heard people barking & howling so I think we’re going to be ok

#OKCThunder so proud

[Nick Gallo @NickAGallo]

The 2025 NBA Champions, the Oklahoma City Thunder

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

@kellyewoods she’d outcall these refs any day!!!

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Back with another round of my MIL’s comments during the #NBAFinals

“Number 0 is whiny.”

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

During the KTUL post-game commentary:

MIL: Who are these guys? Some OKC fellas?

Me: It’s KTUL so I think they’re Tulsa guys.

MIL: So even more redneck.

Worth noting that she’s lived in Tulsa for over 20 years now.

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

After #ThunderUp won:

“It’s nice to win at their [the Pacers] gym.”

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

*Also about Alex Caruso getting absolutely tackled*

“They shouldn’t just give him two shots—they should give him two POINTS.”

#ThunderUp

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Some commentary from my MIL who never watches sports:

*Alex Caruso gets bulldozed*
“That’s an intentional flagrant foul!”

I don’t think she knows she just quoted Michael Scott.

#ThunderUp

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

*After Chet gets stuffed*

sighs, then says, “He’s tall. He’s not a basketball player.”

My FIL: “He’s actually a very good basketball player.”

MIL: “I don’t see it.”

#ThunderUp

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

@ThunderFocus me: i’m not mad…i’m just completely devastated

my husband: i’m not mad—i’m absolutely livid

💔

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

@AndrewKSchlecht Big bear gotta flop

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@GabeIkard moonlights as #ThunderUp’s star, daylights as a middle school science teacher

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

@ZeonAuditore Nuggets have a grizzly. We have an ostrich. Any perceived advantage is leveled out by that. #ThunderUp

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Tell me I’m wrong.
@okcthunder @ChetHolmgren

#thunderup #OKCvsDEN

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Giving myself a pep talk before a meeting where I *might* be prompted to share an idea or opinion.

Welcome to the opening scene of my life story.

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Do I want to win a #McRibNFT? No

Do I NOT want to win a #McRibNFT? No.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

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[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Me presenting twitter campaign ideas during a meeting: kevin

My boss: omg yes

& here we are.

[Vast Bank @vastbank]

Everyone in our office dressed up for Halloween today. Except Kevin. He left town.

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

I’ve always been called an old soul but it never really hit until I started swapping book recs with my friend’s mom.

[Emma G. Simon @emmagsimon]

Im just a social media coordinator, standing in front of @HubSpot, asking for ig carousel post capabilities.