emma🤘

I’m not a regular mom. I’m a hot fucking mess mom.

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

I literally had no idea it was possible to love a little person so much. It's been almost 24 hours and I have no idea how I lived 25 years without you.

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

@ashtom5 Almost two years in and NOPE. Currently on a work trip preparing myself to tell my boss that everyone I know is down and out sick and I need to go home to take care of my kid 😅😂

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

@blayke_morgan When the villagers come to help at the end is where it gets me. EVERY TIME. 😭

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

I’m obsessed. 🥺😩❤️

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

@emmacovault I feel lucky today so pleeease. #venmome

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

@malloriejane1 THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 😭

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

This is a long shot but I’m desperate and don’t know how to use photoshop 😭 can someone remove the stars on our eyes? It’s the only good pic of Ri smiling 🙄😅

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

I wish my baby liked to snuggle me like she used to 😭😭

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

I'm about one second away from getting a full anime sleeve.

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

You know the Army HT/WT system is a joke when one of your senior leaders tell you to stop training legs so much because if you gain too much muscle you might not pass. 🤦‍♀️

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

I legit can't wait for Fall. Having an outside loving baby that is VERY Caucasian and has VEERRRYY sensitive skin is rough in 100 degree weather.

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

I wish I had more people that would go on kid dates with me. 😔

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

@g_easyyyy @jade_devereaux @isaac_matthew_ Watch dirty money on netflix!! It's allllll about Wells Fargo!

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

If you ever see this military vehicle on the road PLEASE do not cut us off. Here are 3 reasons why:

1. The breaks on this thing are probably 60 years old and do not work.
2. The Soldier driving this vehicle does not care what happens to this shitbox.
3. We have Tricare & SGLI.

[danielle steele @danielleleeighh]

Life is fucking hard

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

My husband vs my best friends when I send them a pic. 🙄🥺❤

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

@blayke_morgan For real dude. Like let me have my fun.

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

I never had a Bachelorette party since Ryan and I got married so quick due to the military and now seeing all these girls have theirs I wanna have one. Should I just throw one for myself or nah

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

*calls boss on my day off*

"Are you calling me cause you're quitting?" -boss
"...no??" -me
"Oh I figured you were quitting because there shouldn't be any reason why you're calling about work on your day off" -boss

That's good management/leadership 😂

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

@SommerLyn20

[emma🤘 @emmagstew]

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