Emmamama 🐁

always double butter
she/her

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

Y'all, in 2021 I'm fucking upgrading my whole life. I've been just settling and making the most out of what I have for so long, I'm ready to be thriving and start treating myself

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

Has anyone else noticed an uptick in ads for Hinge ever since the lawsuit about them was released?

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

Stephen bonnet better not be out here hurting another red-headed girlie

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Poster for ‘Irish Wish’ starring Lindsay Lohan. Streaming on Netflix March 15th.

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

I'm not out here in the trenches, I'm out here in these excel sheets

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

People are getting way too comfortable with bailing on committed plans and I think we need to back up this train cuz we're really bordering on universally rude behavior at this point

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

@melclint0n 😘💕 love you!!

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

I know this may come as a shock to some people but I am only just realizing that I am probably THAT quirky friend for so many people

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

Legit 3 times now I've watched a comedians special on Netflix because I liked their tiktoks/reels and I ended up really disliking their full set 😕

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

There's a LOT of fatphobic jokes in Matt Rife's Netflix special... 😬

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

The “Lance from the Other Two” energy is off the charts

[Luke Winkie @luke_winkie]

I'm all for "mocktails" and sobriety in general but these restaurants can't keep getting away with selling, like, pineapple juice and a spritz of bitters for 18 dollars. That's should be eight bucks maximum??? Our sober brothers and sisters deserve better.

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

@melclint0n Lol they are not wrong. Romeo invented simping (in a bad way)

[Emmamama 🐁 @emmah129]

My favorite hack is just backing down one way roads so my car is still facing the right direction

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Sorry but Jacob Elordi is funny TO ME

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s cuffing season again
https://t.co/jmVtQFXfWg

[jess @enchantedjess13]

travis kelce kinda reminds me of lightning mcqueen

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

october MOOD

[𝒻. @300moods]

tulip stained glass doors

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.

[mar @itsmariannnna]

always a fine line between being stoned enough to think a movie is really good and being stoned enough that you can’t stop thinking about how you’re just watching real people pretend to be other people for money