Emma Hofmann

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

Put headphones in during class so the boy next to me wouldn't make conversation. He was cute too, but I can't help who I am.

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

The Bad Optics of Fighting for Your Life, by @bariweiss https://t.co/PoaATVxSzB

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

Hard to walk from the bathroom to your bedroom in a towel when your roommates are on zoom calls in every room

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

@brycestuck Man of Good Taste

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

My favorite movie where an old man tells a story about a boy and a girl in love but then it doesn’t seem like it’s going to work out so the girl gets engaged to a rich but wrong guy and then she goes back to the right guy is The Princess Bride but The Notebook is a close second

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

What’s the worst breakfast you’ve had since quarantine? Mine was a bell pepper and a slice of cheesecake

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

My sister and I work together and I speak to her like a sister would. Wish I could explain to customers that I don’t treat my coworkers poorly, just my family members

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

I’ll never stop dressing like a teenager!!!!!

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

Good luck at YL2020 Young Life All-Staff Celebration, Kim Hofmann

[Ryan Mecum @MecumHaiku]

I'm excited for the YL2020 Young Life All-Staff Celebration because I'm an extrovert and it is fun to be in the same room with everyone Facebook thinks are People I May Know.

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

And I am very pleased to view it. Thank you, Kensington.

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share a photograph of Prince George and Princess Charlotte at Kensington Palace this morning.

The photo was taken shortly before Their Royal Highnesses left for Thomas's Battersea ✏️📚🏫

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

Talking to my dad on the phone and I opened my mouth to say “the guy I’m working with” but then I got a text about a sleepover and I accidentally said “the guy I’m sleeping with”

To my DAD

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

@Blevs87 ooooo child things are gonna get easier

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

@Blevs87 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

Real life is the other 95% of people who are sane human beings

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

I’m not a Young Life leader anymore so I can tweet cuss words now. Waiting for the right time

[NBC Chicago @nbcchicago]

Navy confirms UFO videos posted by Blink 182 rocker are real and should not have been released https://t.co/6mcc2zMA85

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

my French roommate to me - “have you seen the movie Agent Cody Banks?”

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

NO

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

I’m the youngest by far in my office so I try hard to seem mature. Today I responded to some unfortunate news with “wah wah”

[Emma Hofmann @emmahofff]

@mrjafri

[𐤀𐤅𐤐𐤉𐤓 𐤄𐤏𐤁𐤓𐤉 • Ofir Haivry @haivry]

Israeli Watergen bringing water out of thin air, partners with Flint, Michigan where water quality is 'third-world' | The Jerusalem post https://t.co/dHGZ55Ttnn