Emma Holder

Likes to do fun stuff.

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[Emma Holder @emmajemm]

Just left a restaurant and passed two men on the sidewalk. One said, in a complete monotone, “LIKE YOUR HAT” and fellas this is an acceptable cat call please take notes.

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Yesterday I referred to AirPods as EarPods bc I couldn’t remember what they’re called (EarPods is better) and I can’t stop thinking about it. Funny joke if it had been at all on purpose and not just a sign of my brain turning to dust.

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Real footage of my single ass trying to self-massage a knot out of my shoulder

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@zachlinder @zachlinder Is there still a way to tweet without having to read Twitter?

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being 8 minutes late to a virtual meeting is the same as being 20 minutes late to an irl meeting

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@zachlinder Thinking about it

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can PMS happen 2 days *after* your period or am I just hangry?

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I don't usually like to use twitter to just complain at companies but @optimum your customer service is uh, extremely bullshit

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thank you for your input

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Unforeseen consequence of limited access to bars and restaurants: no cute matchbooks. Where does one even get matches if not at a bar?

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HourlyWolves presents:

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@kj_hamTEK How would we remember what clouds look like if the bean is gone

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@mikeabrusci I’m gonna tell everyone how many boxes of incense you bought recently

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wait the a-z version is better https://t.co/nHlE2Ymtwq

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new favorite website alert: https://t.co/zKu5DBQrhV

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art direction: "no boxes"

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@YAYpril Update: Fred is an idiot

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Look I know I shouldn’t have re-downloaded tinder during this but I have got to report that there’s a new level of idiot out there who thinks that meeting up in person is still ok.

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And more than one has suggested that social distancing is being taken too far which is obviously also very stupid.

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Another said he had gotten a test and was negative and suggested I do the same so we could hang out and like WHAT PLANET ARE YOU EVEN ON??