Cybertruck = Trashcan

Elon ruined Twitter.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

@Sethrogen I love your work man.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

I simply cannot believe that a McChicken costs $6, I personally want to punch Ronald McDonald in the fucking face.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

Since when are Chez Itz $7?

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

God when all the people responsible for the literal demise of Earth die:
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, STRAIGHT TO HELL!

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

Don’t even think about looking at me when I’m driving my car. Mind your business and stay in your lane… literally.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

Trying to get all my tasks done before work has me looking like a mall walker.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

Random kid: “I don’t like dogs”
Me taking my dog for a walk: “Okay….???¿?”

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

The worst part about Monday is that it keeps happening.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

@dontbfckingrude @TMZ Not anymore…?

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

@curtis_mackall @SlanderOfficial @__BEFORE_DAWN__ @EDC_LasVegas @MalachiBaldwin7 @KaylaQuetot And @lifeofbear isn’t invited lol. 😂

[Veronica @flyervee]

did it hurt? when I told you to google it and I was right

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

Hate the shoes on this one but I’m living for the dress/coat/gloves combo.

[veronica @bigb00bss420]

another 'build a mismatched outfit based on your big 4' but this time dress + coat edition and it's most likely even more mismatched:

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

Wait omg so cute.

[veronica @bigb00bss420]

build a mismatched outfit based on your big 4:

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

That this emoji “🧵” stands for thread. WHY WAS I OVER HERE SAYING SPOOL omfg.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

It took me till today to realize 🧵

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

@zerohedge Y’all are so ridiculous with the conspiracy theories. Trump loosened regulations on the small Banks during his term and suddenly everyone is surprised they’re collapsing? Y’all really out here saying whatever.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

@TonyOliverIV @trayshmouth @InternetH0F Here’s a headline: “Florida Man is so Deeply Angry at Ideas he Cannot Conceptualize and is so Blatantly Illiterate that he Embarrasses Himself on The Internet Every Time his Scrambled Egg Brain Conjures a Tweet.”

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

@zezba9000 @g1raffe_ @InternetH0F Technically in order to be a serial killer you need to murder 3+ people.

[Cybertruck = Trashcan @Emmajohnson112]

El0n killed Twitter by putting the world’s stupidest people at the top of every comment thread.