Bear

You probably didn’t laugh at my tweets, but I sure did.

[Bear @lifeofbear]

Bad news for Mr. Lagoon, the people are right. This $70k…

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@Gregular_Greg If you just read me that quote, this is exactly the face I would picture in my head

[Bear @lifeofbear]

The Dallas/Fort Worth’s California’s Pizza Kitchen soundtrack is 🔥 in case anyone was wondering

[Bear @lifeofbear]

I can’t believe people come to and deal with Costco to buy two boxes of 42 1oz bags of veggie straws

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@Gregular_Greg Does it really matter how I “handle” dying instantly. It looks like I’m free falling down to earth from…space

[Bear @lifeofbear]

The worst part of being bald is not the lack of hair, its head burn. Worst place for sunburn hands down

[Bear @lifeofbear]

Last night I told my wife that I cried during @JasonKelce retirement speech. She asked why I didn’t cry at our wedding to which I responded that I had “known” Kelce for 13 years. She then rudely told me that I had never met him

[Bear @lifeofbear]

Not sure why @tacobell has to say this amount of food is for 4 people…

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@1kalwaysopen_ really is Philly’s Batman

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

AJ Brown on with @SportsRadioWIP right now.

WIP: “Your happiness, being here in Philadelphia…”

AJ: “Why would someone even think I wasn’t happy?”

WIP: “Well I mean, you didn’t talk to the media for a little bit there…”

AJ: “You wonder why? You see what the media is doing right now? This past whole month. You wonder why. No matter what I say, you guys are going to make a story anyway.”

COOK EM @1kalwaysopen_

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@dontbfckingrude If I could do this, it’s the only thing I’d do

[Bear @lifeofbear]

Josh Allen would get more late hit calls if he didn’t fake slide on almost every run

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

For the people trying to troll us Eagles fans… We can absolutely promise you no one hates the Eagles more than us right now.

Not even close.

[Bear @lifeofbear]

Why doesn’t anyone else want to play with the DLine?

[Bear @lifeofbear]

Still trying to hit only go routes when the team clearly is bringing everyone. See you in September

[Bear @lifeofbear]

I’m having fun watching football today! Forgot this feeling, it’s great, especially since I’m going to want to die tomorrow night

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@Gregular_Greg People have approached me about it in a joking manner…

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@DezBryant Loser energy

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@Gregular_Greg Never a doubt

[Bear @lifeofbear]

@Gregular_Greg @PHLEaglesNation He’s in trouble