emma

🔆tpwk, Denver

[emma @emmajstricker]

@emmabittnerr Hi I’m interested!! 🥹

[emma @emmajstricker]

@xbabyscorpionx Hi! I’m interested in buying the ticket 🥹

[emma @emmajstricker]

When people say “that’s above my pay grade” but make upwards of 6 figures 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[emma @emmajstricker]

Airports that I’ve puked in:
✅Midway- 5/20/23
✅Denver- 5/20/23

[emma @emmajstricker]

If you wanna ruin your day, just realize that this happened 13 years ago

[emma @emmajstricker]

Officially a Denver local since I got my car broken into and robbed this morning

[emma @emmajstricker]

He doesn’t know what TikTok is and also didn’t even text me back

[emma @emmajstricker]

Idk why I thought sending a TikTok to my dad at 2am hammered was a brilliant idea

[emma @emmajstricker]

A couple of harsh realizations this morning:

The sun is no longer rising at 5am

My summer foundation is starting to be too dark

[emma @emmajstricker]

Do you think The Bear is propaganda to get people back in food service

[emma @emmajstricker]

Someone— please. Why do automatic prepay gas pumps close

[The Denver Post @denverpost]

Banning abortion nationwide would increase maternal deaths in the United States by 24%, from 861 mothers dying to 1,071, according to new research from the University of Colorado Boulder. https://t.co/IwdW5pB3i1

[emma @emmajstricker]

Like I have to be here??? And I’m usually working through lunch too

[emma @emmajstricker]

The biggest scam of work is not getting paid for a 30 min lunch break

[emma @emmajstricker]

How the FUCK is my face wash now $18

[emma @emmajstricker]

How is this crazy woman still being re-elected and not banned for all the flat out lies she spreads???

[The Denver Post @denverpost]

Colorado’s high-profile conservative U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert maintained her hold among Western Slope Republicans and fended off a challenge within her party from state Sen. Don Coram. https://t.co/iJ8v2HAwGw

[emma @emmajstricker]

@maaaaarrrrc Only acceptable way

[emma @emmajstricker]

@ScrubSandwich Thanks Jacob!

[emma @emmajstricker]

Me wondering if she’s gotten any bigger:

[emma @emmajstricker]

@actualtiramisu Thank you girly!!!

[emma @emmajstricker]

Graduating with my masters in 3 days but all I want to do is watch my favorite Cartoon Network shows. Am I regressing