i wouldnt

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re factory resetting me tomorrow

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[Fidi Guy @GuyFidi]

Huge fuck you to whoever planned the weather this week

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

“I don’t do politics.”
Well, now you're doing $6 gas.

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[໊ @wynavira]

life would be sooo good without my curse

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

you caught you?

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[annie @sweetndpolite]

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

is that no hair or are you just bald to see me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i turned wine into barf last night, your move jesus

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

[Neet @neet_sol]

responding with “could be the move” when asked to do something at work

[🦢 @damnidc__]

“Women don’t make good leaders” - A man who doesn’t know how to make a doctor’s appointment for his kid.