Em 🌔

Deadpan and dramatic, but surprisingly... upbeat.

[Em 🌔 @emmalouiseri]

Day in the life of a UX-er

[Em 🌔 @emmalouiseri]

@ImSarahRice @johnnybananas @AmericanAir The amount of karma you would receive @AmericanAir …something to think about. 🤔

[Sarah Rice @ImSarahRice]

@johnnybananas @AmericanAir Hey American Airlines, Sarah here! 👋 I would never turn my back on you, not even for a big pile of cash! Feel free to reward my loyalty with 175K bonus miles (one for each dollar someone took)…DM me for my loyalty number. I have it memorized.

[Em 🌔 @emmalouiseri]

@johnnybananas @AmericanAir Maybe you should fly Air CT next time

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@AmabileJoe Cool cool cool…if a woman is open about her sex life, clearly she wants to sell it. You’re telling on yourself.

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@CaitlinJStout Dan says hiii

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@charliprangley We only leave ours alone for an night, maybe two

[Em 🌔 @emmalouiseri]

@charliprangley If you get a cat in covid times they will likely get really accustomed to you being in the house most of the time and will be more maybe become more anxious when you leave. You would probably need someone to come to stay with them unless you find a very independent cat.

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@kyliejustine Hummus and heated up naan bread!

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

republicans: bombing syria

democrats: bxmbing syria

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@mikemchargue

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

Anyone else mourning who their dad may have been without the influence of Rush Limbaugh in their lives? Cause I for sure am.

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@heidijoengels Oh. Huge surprise every time!

[Em 🌔 @emmalouiseri]

Reason for my PTO request:

“Going to Seattle to train my ex girlfriends dog.”

[Em 🌔 @emmalouiseri]

@PdxPestle Aquarius , Bags by Clairo

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today someone in a meeting said "gyrations" instead of "iterations" and i can't stop giggling about it.

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Every time I miss a call from my gma she marvels at the fact that my voicemail box is full.

She think I've fully let myself go.

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Victoria from the bachelor has to be reality tv AI. Human brain don’t do this, right?!

[Em 🌔 @emmalouiseri]

@KatieDugan Our Pillow. It's confusing and a little creepy, love it.