Emma 🦖

28 • Manchester, UK • Vegan & Cruelty Free Food

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

@AsdaServiceTeam

Ordered 5 blocks of tofu the other day and they arrived, I got a refund for 2 of them as they smelt and tasted off and I’ve just opened another 1 and it’s also gone off. Can’t request refund online as they refunded me for 2 the other day.

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Like what is he gonna have a tantrum over today? Is he gonna let me put his shoes on? How long before he loses his shit when he realises he’s got a coat on?

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

The anxiety I feel when I have to leave the house with a toddler is ANGIN

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

@Rozdog11 They’re actually mint

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Please give me a mention for using my quote x

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

this isn’t my Instagram page, this is our cousins

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

@AsdaServiceTeam is your website broke or something? I was doing my food order and it logged me out, now it won’t accept my password or send me an email to change my password.

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

I was 4 months post partum here. I would like to thank society for making women believe they must bounce back to their usual shape/size after having a baby.

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Actually sick of ordering clothes and NOTHING looks nice on me, it’s making me feel so fed up and my post pregnancy body doesn’t need to feel any more grim

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

I have managed to enter my Twitter again after it refusing to let me come back 🎉

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Having a baby has fucked my body up big time. My hair is falling out, my body aches constantly, my back is KILLING and I have a lil c section pouch (which I am struggling to come to terms with the fact that that is permanent)

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Actually sick of ordering clothes and NOTHING looks nice on me, it’s making me feel so fed up and my post pregnancy body doesn’t need to feel any more grim

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

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[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

@Adam__Townsend Only because of you, where would I be if you didn’t latch him for me when he was newborn 😂

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Sort of sad my breastfeeding journey has now fully come to and end, it was the strangest love/hate relationship ever.

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

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Livid

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Are you serious, you’re disappointed in that but will deem grinding live chicks up humane? You’re literally a joke.

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

Literally feel like stealing formula some days, it’s so pissing expensive for half a tub

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

As always, if you see someone stealing baby supplies no you didnt

[Emma 🦖 @emmaloveshummus]

I’m getting the word nonce