Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED
deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (we make eye contact across a crowded room and die tragically as a result of our feuding families)
Setting: Its 2 am a drunk girl is explaining to you why you should get the covid vaccine using forks as an example for how mRNA works, you're a cab driver and you're stuck driving me home