Emma Newkirk

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

@JasonJrwck @colineorr No you don't

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

@colineorr @JasonJrwck isn't all wondering a little bit aimless?

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

@JasonJrwck I'm glad I can always count on you to appreciate brain-related humor

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

What happens in vagus stays in vagus.
#AnatomyJokes

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

@JasonJrwck @sbergxx There is! How crazy is that?! #Science

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

@JasonJrwck @sbergxx Did you guys hear? The pushed the boundaries of science on Shark Week by dissecting a shark. Pushed them!

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

@JasonJrwck Sorry we didn't being cheese to go with your crackers...
It would have also gone nicely with that whine.

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

What did the priest say when the Higgs Boson walked into the church?

"Thank God, now we can have mass!"

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

What's a T-Rex's favorite number?

Ate.

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalepeño business

[Emma Newkirk @emmanewk]

@chrispalmer19 I just don't understand why porkroll and Taylor ham can't be synonymous and equally correct.