emma

fantasy sport queen - business woman

[emma @emmaniem]

do I start Stafford or Lamar this week this stress of making a wrong decision is killing me

[emma @emmaniem]

I have no idea what I would do without my personal assistants Siri and ChatGPT

[emma @emmaniem]

remember when we could text in tweets? that was fun

[emma @emmaniem]

what’s your super power? I can tell what year a law and order svu episode was released based on Olivia Benson’s hair style

[emma @emmaniem]

i drunkenly put Patrick mahomes on the trade block last night and someone offered me Hurts and picks for him I gotta take it right? Talk me out of it

[emma @emmaniem]

AD out multiple weeks 🤣 get the Mavs GM in witness protection

[emma @emmaniem]

somehow despite drafting Joel Embiid’s bitch ass I’ve been in second in fantasy basketball 😎

[emma @emmaniem]

how does saquon not win mvp

[emma @emmaniem]

recently switched from a keriug to a nespresso machine and holy shit it’s delicious

[emma @emmaniem]

since Trump saved tik tok can he now do mango juul pods

[emma @emmaniem]

brunch as a server is one of the seven layers of hell

[emma @emmaniem]

@SpamuelJohnson Hmmm I wonder why not this year!

[emma @emmaniem]

Anyone else noticed there aren’t any Salvation Army bell ringers this year?

[emma @emmaniem]

having surgery on my foot again in a month send your video game and show suggestions I have a PlayStation, switch and everything but Apple TV lol

[emma @emmaniem]

I’m just a girl, my purse IS my car key

[emma @emmaniem]

amazing what some REM sleep can do for you

[emma @emmaniem]

trying to decide what to wear to Sabrina might be the hardest decision of my life

[emma @emmaniem]

I hope Kyle Shanahan gets coal for Christmas

[emma @emmaniem]

this mf cmc is killing me

[emma @emmaniem]

another third place finish in fantasy baseball I’ll take it because man that game is brutal 😭