Emma Sliker

I like things and stuff but mostly cats. I tweet about rain a lot.

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

I hate hearing people say “you’ll never know true love until you’ve had a kid.” Like... excuse me? Have you seen my cat do absolutely anything?

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

Just had a “get off my lawn” moment with the neighbor girls. They were tearing the beautiful magnolia flowers off MY tree and then they were about to climb it. I was watching them through the window and ran out there so fast hahaha like fr though “get off my lawn!”

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

Ray bought me a bottle of wine after i told him I didn’t want anything and now here I am wine drunk on a Wednesday night rewatching severance while he sleeps on the couch. I pray for my tomorrow self. Still haven’t had dinner. 🥴

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@brianjoralvarez Now I’m just picturing if this were Evan doing this after school and the kids discover his secret hobby.

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@MediumSizeMeech Can’t even read it

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I love cooking dinner with the door open listening to a thunder storm ⛈

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

So happy to have the mom that I have and even happier to never be a mom 🤣 I think you have to be some sort of crazy to willingly become a mother. So, mothers I applaud your insanity and struggle. That is the one job I will never want.

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

Stormy morning calls for a stormy night ⛈

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@katklo 😂😂😂

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@katklo

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While I do love the rain - I hate that my basement gets water in it somehow…? 😩

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@MediumSizeMeech That’s definitely the couch haha

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@katklo I just saw a tweet that said there should be a slur for wind hahaha

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@MediumSizeMeech You’re telling me that’s not Ben Kingsley?

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Oh hell yeah. It’s thunderstorm season again. ⛈

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Why don’t my coworkers realize it needs to be quiet time until at least 9? 🤫😤

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I wish I could filter certain subjects my friends talk about on social media. Like… I like seeing your posts but I don’t want to know every fucking thing your kid does.

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@ebau23 Why do people pick THEE dumbest names ever? I mean… if it really was Kendrick Lamar that is literally the best I’ve seen yet. People have no consideration for these babies’ futures.

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

@ebau23 I always say that haha because if I brought home what i actually made I 100% wouldn’t be complaining about money as much as I do now

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

@mkhogan91 Congrats!

[Emma Sliker @emmannoyed]

All I want for Christmas is someone to clean my baseboards every month forever.