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for crying out loud, settle down

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no one told me how expensive it is to furnish an apartment because why am i looking for couches on marketplace

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how come no one told me chilis got rid of their caesar salad??

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no one could ever convince me to like Whitney on SLOMW im sorry 😭

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the fact i gotta get tested for celiac is insane

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never thought i would ever feel dumber after living 26 years, and then contexto was introduced to me

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got wayyyy into singing Dixieland Delight driving on the interstate and realized i was going 95 😭

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been at work 2 hours and they keep asking if i’m sick. girl no i’m just not wearing mascara bc i have a lash appt after work 😭

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got my eyebrows threaded for the first time why i feel like a brand new bitch

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loveee having a brother that works in the medical field, if something’s wrong i just call dr danny

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just asking but is this really how yall usually drive at 7:30 am on the interstate? seriously

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turned on Cinderella while baking my first sourdough loaf 😌

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nothing makes me happier than checking the work schedule just to make sure i don’t go in earlier than i thought and i actually go in later 😭

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okay okay i was being over dramatic… they only charged me $26 for a new tire

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merry christmas eve, carrying the tradition yet a DIFFERENT car i drove to visit my parents now has a flat tire.

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merry christmas eve, carrying the tradition yet a DIFFERENT car i drove to visit my parents now has a flat tire.

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ex just got engaged merry christmas to me

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just made my first coffee on my fancy coffee machine i’m so excited

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just got into a committed relationship… aka Chewy autoship

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work christmas radio this year has Justin Bieber on it 🤏🏻😌

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if anyone gave a shit i’m starting a sourdough starter tonight

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all these reports about zayn rejoining one direction, if true yall bout to be REAL sick of me