F. O. Emma

Tailor | Statistician | Christian

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

This is absolute bullshit btw.

My brain went dead in the first two lines
You guys should stop abeg, I don't know why the tl is just full of these lies

[Crazy Codes🚀👨‍💻 @richsongocrazy]

So a Nigerian startup lost $12 million because their backend was deployed on “localhost”.
Her name is Amaka, a senior frontend engineer. One faithful afternoon, she was inspecting elements on the company’s landing page when she noticed the “Buy Now” button was not aligned properly. As she was fixing padding, she mistakenly right-clicked and clicked “View Backend”.
That was when she saw it the entire production database just sitting there in JSON.
She tried to close it, but it had already seen her.
Within seconds, hackers from 3 different continents entered the system through the CSS file. Money started transferring itself. Logs started deleting themselves. Even the API began to panic.
But Amaka is experienced.
She quickly opened Stack Overflow, copied a solution from 2013, pasted it into the console, and pressed Enter.
Nothing happened.
So she did the next best thing, she refreshed the page.
Boom.
Everything stopped.
Hackers got logged out.
Database reset itself.
Even the money returned with interest.
Her boss couldn’t believe it.
They praised her bravery, her quick thinking, and her ability to center a div under pressure.
That same week, her salary was increased from 200k to 205k (performance-based).
This is a true story.
Be like Amaka.

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

Keeper no catch oh!

😂 Lol

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Mr. Peter Obi shows off his football skills today as he scores a penalty after being invited to join some young men playing on a pitch.

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

@Isaacsogo Okay then

I thought otherwise

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

In NYSC camp, yet applied for Masters? How?

Is exemption letter or discharge certificates not required for masters again?

[Isaac sogo @Isaacsogo]

I was in the NYSC camp at Sokoto when UI MSc form was out. My brother called if I will be applying. I said I won't be cos I applied for scholarships in about 3 countries. Then, he said, "what if none worked out? Why not have a back up? I will apply for you." And guess what?

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

@hsprafrique Lol 😂😂😂

You get?

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

I also suffer from memory loss

[Sam Ivere @hsprafrique]

I sit between your app and the database.
I speed things up by remembering past results.

What am I?

[Emmanuel @ez0xai]

I have no hate towards vibe coding, I even support it.

But this case? A government project with a million-naira budget, contracted to an agency, and they delivered a shitty website.

That's where I have a problem.

This isn't a side project. Even if you vibe code, for the result to look like this, you clearly put in zero effort.

The agency in question, Sidmach Technologies is not a small company. They run the WAEC and JAMB sites too.

They have a full team: designers, developers, testers. No excuses.

So let's be honest, this website is not good.

The government isn't innocent either. Someone assigned this contract, approved the payment, and signed off on the result. That's a failure on both sides.

If Sidmach can't deliver, give it to an agency that will. We can't keep accepting mediocre work and acting like it's fine.

It's not just design, the infrastructure and servers need serious work too.

This is 2026. Do better.

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

Try dey touch grass. 😂

[Website Designer Nigeria @webdesignerng]

Now this client had given the project to another developer who worked with Node.js for four weeks but still couldn’t deliver what she wanted😐.

She became impatient 😤and then contacted us.

We stepped in with WordPress, delivered it faster, and charged double what the previous developer was paid🥹.

Before After

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: scene where Jesus meets God after forsaking him at the cross

[Moh ♱ ☧ 🛡 🍇 @Mohsule_]

Christ our lord, is alive for evermore.

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

@PrimeEhikh9916 @lekan_olayinka1 Again, it's language

If you can just juxtapose this, it further reveals that it's simple language comprehension, that y'all lack

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

@PrimeEhikh9916 @lekan_olayinka1 It's simply "language"

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

@young_dizee @Akintola_steve You absolutely missed the point.

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

This is me taking engineering seriously.

Wish me luck, lol.

Let’s build. 🚀

#BuildInPublic #DevJourney #Backend #Frontend #FullStackDeveloper

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

Day 1 of building AtlasRCS 💻

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been carefully documenting and planning the process of building a smart result collation system tailored for low- to mid-income high schools.

[F. O. Emma @emmanuelojochen]

* Audit logging
• Result computation logic
• Performance & security optimization

I’m building this in structured phases and committing regularly to GitHub , If you're interested in being part of this project, don't hesitate sending a DM.

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In the English language, the word...

"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

has the most number of syllables at 19.

This narrowly beats the runner-up, "Gloria" which has 18 syllables