I’m always reminded how insane it is to have kids when I wake up hungover at 1pm and reach for my vape to scroll ig and I see my hg been up since 7am on a Saturday at her kids’ fucking soccer practice like holy shit what a life
WHEN ON PERIOD:
1. do not crash out
2. your feelings are NOT valid
3. do not send that text
4. don't kill yourself. lock in
5. do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
It’s actually just a coincidence that working out in the morning, reading a physical book before bed, & eating vegetables regularly makes me feel good. Much like the coincidence of a stomachache following my weekly Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner
they should invent a city where all my friends live right next to me and never leave me and we’re all walking distance from each other and it’s also livable and affordable and everyone is happy