emma stone

theoretical narcissist

[emma stone @emmapebble]

when i die donate my body to 5 minute crafts

[John @iam_johnw]

The fact that this wasn’t called a touchdown for South Carolina is nasty work lmao

[⋆ seven ⋆ (inactive) @sapphicperez]

conrad's a doctor, he bakes, he's in therapy and you want me to root for the one who can't even log into the wifi at work?

[emma stone @emmapebble]

the iguana in me yearns for sun on rock

[Soda City Sitdown @SodaCitySitdown]

I love being a fan of the South Carolina Gamecocks

[emma stone @emmapebble]

kevin reveal

[emma stone @emmapebble]

☹️

[emma stone @emmapebble]

sex bots stop liking my tweets and making my think i’m twitter famous challenge

[emma stone @emmapebble]

my genuine reaction

[emma stone @emmapebble]

born to be the troll telling riddles under the bridge, forced to be an english major

[emma stone @emmapebble]

bloomin onion

[emma stone @emmapebble]

synth-pop hater over here sorry

[emma stone @emmapebble]

haven’t seen nyan cat in a while. what is he up to

[emma stone @emmapebble]

(ny accent) haiiii 💕

[emma stone @emmapebble]

how it feels to say joe curry in a tweet and get three likes

[emma stone @emmapebble]

joe curry is an eco terrorist

[Chris @citehchris]

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass

[emma stone @emmapebble]

foot fell off

[emma stone @emmapebble]

i become non chalant

[emma stone @emmapebble]

shaken baby syndrome is a very to the point name for it but there’s an element of mystery that’s hard to place. why was the baby shaken. did it deserve it. can the baby not hang or something’s what’s happening

[emma stone @emmapebble]

BRUH. bruh