Emma Smith

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

@dietsgtpepper I started like, five months ago, and it’s been a lot to catch up with

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

it is quite funny to think about what if JFK was a modern day politician, and how much both left and right would despise him

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

@lunamothl3sbian *pathetic whimpering*

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

bro I hate BPD so much, it is just a constant state of "I want love and affection, but asking for said love and affection would prove I am fundamentally undeserving of said love and affection, what do?"

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

How do y'all maintain friendships. Like what, you're just going to message the people you know? On the assumption they actually want to hear from you?? Be real

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

lesbianism is so exhausting bc what do you mean my tits have looked amazing all day and I haven't found an excuse to show them off, I feel guilty for even wanting to, wtf is my problem bro

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

Guys I am so not ready to turn thirty 😭

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

I think comphet may have stolen the best of my dating years from me, and is this me blaming broad societal trends so I don't have to think about my individual bad decisions? Yes, but what are you gonna do about it?

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

Man sometimes I am so fkin tired of Men(TM)

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

Update: unbiased source (my mother) commented how cute my outfit is, when my outfit isn't even my outfit, it's my Gotten Too Cold For This substitute, hashtag winning

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

Weather Update: heartbreak as local woman is forced to put on actual shirt, cannot just wear a lace bralette all day.

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

@samhenrigold Epic Rap Battles of History, if you’re looking for ideas

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

A happy Too Many Timezones Eve to all who celebrate

[6 News Australia @6NewsAU]

Daylight Saving officially kicks in tomorrow ⏰

From 2am, clocks will move FORWARD one hour in NSW, Victoria, the ACT, Tasmania, South Australia and Norfolk Island

Queensland, WA, the NT, Christmas Island and the Cocos (Keeling) Islands do not observe daylight saving time

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

We're doing some bullshit tonight folks, and I for one blame Jimmy Carter

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

But you know, i've spent the last two decades trying so hard to be What Other People Want, and I feel like I've finally gotten a relatively decent grasp on it, doesn't that count as Outgrowing Those Silly Ideas?

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

So I think it's not impossible I might be some flavour of austistic, just thinking about the person I was when I was ten, who I think modern medicine (read: awareness that girls can have autism too) would have at least interrogated the idea about

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

@Kaath_Kilo Bruh I know Sydney are willing to make some spurious land claims into to maintain they're still bigger than Melbourne but

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

i think i'm terrified of extremely online "you don't owe anything, cut off anyone who bothers you" culture, as I am the sort of person who inevitably becomes a burden and worthy of being cut off

[Emma Smith @emmapropername]

I'm so very tired. I want to be loved, I want to be touched, I want to be sexually desired. I'm tired of feeling like those three things are somehow inherently contradictory

[Gigi 🇿🇦 🇧🇷 @LitSego]

Idk but it kinda creates a false sense of security. And a day will come when it all stops. The silence will be so overwhelming, just leaving you feeling lonelier than ever.