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[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I will pay up to $1 million in Kohl’s Cash for a leaked recording of the audio from the stage management team’s walkie-talkies

[donni saphire @donni]

Just invented a new kind of emotion… it’s when you’re calm but also insane

[James @CaucasianJames]

fellas wyd if she invites u over to swim but there’s a bunch of leaves in her pool

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

buying a weighted blanket instead of waiting for a text back

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Me texting my friends when I’m on a first date

[Joey @JoeyTheSuperJew]

“so anyway I ate that mf homework”

[jeph @jWil_0340]

A relationship should be 50/50, I treat her like a goddess and she sees me as her second favorite person behind Harry Styles

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

You are not the average of the five most insecure people who have an opinion about your life.

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

girls will play phoebe bridgers first thing in the morning like damn babe did u even try to be happy today

[orion @orionvanessa]

when tiger woods cheated on his wife i genuinely felt like my whole world was crumbling to pieces and i barely even knew who he was. why was that

[𝒜𝓅𝒽𝓇𝑜𝒹𝒾𝓉𝑒 @beautyviajaLeah]

She’s so smart. I’m saddened that girls have to live like this.

[Tampa Bay Times @TB_Times]

on this day in Tampa history:

[⚡️J Flow ⚡️ @Chief_JD]

Arizona Tea so raw for staying $1 during trials and tribulations