Emma Rosalia Scott

... yikes

[kamran Hassan @Rana_kamran43]

I’ve collected hilarious ads of brands mocking their competitors.

1. Coke vs. Pepsi Superman Battle

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

[abby govindan @abbygov]

how do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult

[mar @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[nina @ninagrewrites]

grief doesn’t go away, it gets easier to manage. but the presence of grief means you have so much love in you, you don’t know where to put it now someone is gone. grief shows you that you are made of love.

[Emma Rosalia Scott @EmmaRosalia97]

@PokemonGoApp #GOGimmighoul

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

One time when we were visiting colleges for my sister we were on a tour led by this British girl except then halfway through the tour she dropped her accent and said she was a theater major and that’s how strong the theater program at that college was

[ben @ucklyduckly]

"you so sensitive"
me - "nah you just a bitch"

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Introverts be like:

11:00 am - anything is possible
2:00 pm - but not today

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

it’s funny how girls be making code name for boys like who tf is “broccoli”

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

One minute you’re young and carefree and the next you’re the person who falls asleep on the couch after dinner and says “I was just resting my eyes for a minute."

[trash jones @jzux]

my special talent is saying “no worries” when it’s actually more worries than ever before

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: exciting things are happening!

my anxiety: and for my next trick I will turn exciting things into terrifying things