Emma Langdon

im the only one who hasn’t downloaded thread

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

I’m sad

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

YUCK #x

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

woke up to this today… #X

[YouTube @YouTube]

remember to take some time away from screens today that's what the pause button is for!

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

My brain: People are going to hear you opening a pad in the bathroom stall.
Other girls brains: *leaves a half opened pad and tampon half flushed down the toilet and blood on the seat*

My brain: My flow is light so I will wear period underwear without a pad
Period: ANY REGRETS?

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

I say I’ve got 5 best friends but none of them have the keys to my house yet….. seems like that’s the real best friends buzzfeed test rn #bestifriends

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

PAIN IS IN THE BRAIN (it nearly autocorrected to brian)

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

@elonmusk Can we work on making fire proof houses rather than flying cars please

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

Why is there shame about bloody tissue falling out of your private part, I don’t get it 😂 #periods #menstruation #stigma

[Ho lee_fuq @fuq_le]

@DanielAndrewsMP More lies from the most corrupt politician Australia has ever produced 😏

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

Where watching parodies of Colleen’s apology music video of course 😂
10 july btw

[YouTube @YouTube]

it’s your birthday and everyone has to watch one video of your choosing. what do you pick?

[James Carran @getpaidwrite]

Shorter isn't better.

Don't write: "He was tall."

Write: "He banged his head on every doorway he went through."

Show, don't tell.

Even if it takes longer.

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

🤦🏽‍♀️
#threadapp

[Alvin @sondesix]

Dear god, what the fuck.

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

Thread or Twitter?
Why can’t we just improve Twitter to have a better user experience? Why a whole new app?
Also if you delete thread, it deleted Instagram, that’s a bit of a doozy.
#threadapp

[YouTube Creators @YouTubeCreators]

you’re not defined by your subscriber count! whether it’s 1 or 1 million, you’ve got someone supporting you 🫂

[Nugget @steveworth2]

@ElonMuskAOC That’s the difference between the two.

Musk: buys or creates
Zuck: copies or steals

Musk: is about freedom and quality
Zuck: wants your freedom and sells to the highest bidder.

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

@jacksonmoon @10NewsFirstMelb @VictorianCHO That’d be right 🤦🏽‍♀️

[YouTube Creators @YouTubeCreators]

creators love creating creations 😌

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

I’m stressed

[Emma Langdon @emmaroselangdon]

happier than ever 🎵 is a vibe rn