campbell soup

zoinks scoob

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[Zane Little @zanelittlemusic]

durrrr chatgpt

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

The spiritual successor to the Wallops Frog has been found

[nia ☆ @handfulofwish]

how lucky am i to feel the weather change

[campbell soup @emmas00p]

Was feeling down and then remembered when I was on a date and we went up to order our coffee & the barista gasped and said ‘omg you’re so beautiful’ to me. LIKE QUEEN THX FOR THE ASSIST ❤️❤️

[campbell soup @emmas00p]

@buttonneyes @gabrielledrolet

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak

[nah. 🇻🇨 @FEELZ_____]

"ChatGPT users had the lowest brain engagement and 'consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.' Over the course of several months, ChatGPT users got lazier with each subsequent essay, often resorting to copy-and-paste by the end of the study."

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

this is who runs this account

[Des @dandysm0tt]

If you take a shower at night and already stink in the morning you need to go to the hospital

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

got recommended journaling

[Pengu @Penguxn]

"they literally left you on seen" okay, and? to be loved is to be seen

[anon. @thareaalthing]

girls be 5’9 talking about “i’m just a girl” you are a point guard

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Have my mind pigeons delivered you my loving thoughts or have they been intercepted by the mind falcons again

[marcy ⚢ @sethbiyers]

i hope my account gives this vibe