Emma Stanley

[Emma Stanley @EmmaS232]

@UKHonor 6th minute

[LittleHen33 @LittleHen33]

Can we do urban design in Britain to create spaces for play and socialising when it rains? It seems like so many activities are cancelled by the rain, which then impacts people’s moods. “It’s a miserable day” Nope, it’s just raining. Imagine if our world was set up for rain

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'Shall we eat in the garden? The drizzle seems a little warmer today'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx

Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y

[Emma Stanley @EmmaS232]

@LucyGoBag Gosh, what a photo full of happiness 🥰

[Paul Cox @PaulCoxComedy]

According to the Met Office April has been ‘warmer than average’

Is everyone at the Met Office pissed?
Warmer than what average?
The average temperature of a polar bears ball bag?

[Julee Balko, author @misplacedcomma2]

After I’ve finished a long book, I feel a little sad the next day. The characters have become friends in my head and now I must move on. Anyone else get like this?

[NPAS London @NPASLondon]

We don���t fly a noisy helicopter for fun.

We DO fly a noisy helicopter to save lives, catch criminals, take guns off the streets (list could continue)…..

If we are flying, please just assume it is for a VERY good reason.

Just when you thought you’d heard it all …… 👇

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

"You've called a life and death emergency line to say a helicopter has woken you up."

This call to 999 was about the noise being generated by a police helicopter. They were searching for a missing women who was later found with serious injuries to her arms.

#ThinkBeforeYouDial

[Emma Stanley @EmmaS232]

@LucyGoBag This is why you need an Emma Stanley!!

[Lucy Easthope @LucyGoBag]

So if we are not using the emergency alert system for serious local emergencies and we are not using the emergency alert system when the entirety of 999 goes down - please may I ask when we are using the emergency alert system @cabinetofficeuk 🚨

[Lucy Easthope @LucyGoBag]

What started as a terrifying privilege turned into so much more than that. May every “slightly different”
six year old girl be blessed with a Dad who answers every question she has on the world. Love and miss you always Dad ❤️ https://t.co/gPZ84CGXBt

[Emma Stanley @EmmaS232]

@LucyGoBag 😂👏

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Today was extremely Monday.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

[typing specific film title into netflix]

netflix: i take it you mean “any film”

me: no

netflix: alvin and the chipmunks? that’s a film

me: no

netflix: come on it’s funny

me: do you have alvin and the chipmunks

netflix: ha no

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Oh my god. The video. https://t.co/Dk7dEs0kQZ

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

daytime drama commercial breaks: go on a cruise, plan your funeral, buy an armchair with a motor, do it now you've not got much time

[Emma Stanley @EmmaS232]

@LucyGoBag That’s my girl! 💕

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🔥🎯 GREATEST LEG OF ALL TIME 🎯🔥

@MvG180 misses the D12 for a 9 darter and then @BullyBoy180 hits it for the most astonishing scenes ever! 🤯

What a final this is! #LoveTheDarts