Emma Healey (Little e)

Well meaning Jerk, abusing the ability to express myself with words. It was meant to be funny ok? Calm down.

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

I had an ex like our gov once

Him-U need a vax for our relationship to work
Me-no probs as soon as I can secure one
Him-I thought you didn’t want to be locked in? Why are you refusing? so selfish
Me-I’m not, please can I book a suitable vax?
Him-fine, keep refusing y’all can die

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

Politics, conspiracy & theories aside (I don’t have enough knowledge nor faith in the accuracy of any knowledge left to form a valid opinion) Trump right now, is a glaring example of why, when leaving a narcissist/abusive relationship is the most dangerous time.

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

Eldest kid moved out recently 5hrs after he left, he returned to get his grog from the fridge. 🤦🏼‍♀️
Meanwhile, I’d put some shit I had in the hall & the vacc in his room
It has since become the hub of all dumping
I mean, I fucking miss him so much but A STORAGE ROOM YOU GUYS!

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

Check out this little guy, trying to steal a little shade in the window sill.
It’s almost 7.30pm and still 44•C (111.2•F)
#straya #AustraliaBurning #AustraliaOnFire

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

My heart goes out to all the owners of Labradors and Golden Retrievers during this transitional season period.
#ImChokingOnHair #OhGodSoMuchHair
#EternallyVacuuming

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

I look exactly like this after a home hair -colour rinse off.
My eyes never burn like the fire of a thousand suns from mascara & home hair-colourant chemicals or the tears that flow after the slow realisation I fucked this up & Pinterest lied to me again.
#puncheskeyboard

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

'kids should get off electronics & get outside'
Greta did & like it or not, she is well pissed off at the state of it.

I think anyone capable of shaking off enough apathy to fight so fiercly for something they believe in is admirable. You go little girlfriend ✊ #GretaThunberg

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

#ThoughtOfTheDay from @RickyGervais.

"I've just discovered a Sea World Attraction where the animals are really happy and it's free. It's called the ocean".

#EmptyTheTanks 🐬

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

@Mo_Taha1 @Moto Congratulations Mo! You will do fantastic things there. Also congratulations to @moto for getting you as part of their team.
This is great news.

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

Note to self, and anyone else who may need it ❤

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

Inconceivable

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

@rebelsport Nah, thanks anyways. Just wanted to let you guys know.

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

@rebelsport YOU GUISE!! FOR THE LOVE OF ADAM LEVINE! I try SO HARD to spend money with you guys. Your website freezes, it jumps, it adds to cart more than once.
Every. Damned. Time. I give up. The entire experience is too frustrating.
Do you know this is costing you sales?

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

You're forgetting we came all this way too Bran. All those years, all the seasons, all those hours. All this way, for that pissing ending.
But no ... You only ever think about yourself.
*bites a valium in half
*sips wine
*sighs
#GameOfThronesFinale #GOTSeasonFinale #WellPissed

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

My kid had no idea that we once had to call a number & wait for the third stroke to get an accurate time.
She then asked if we used sundials. I need to teach my kids more about the 80's.

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

@rebelsport I am trying really hard to spend money on your website but it sucks.

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

I have some beautiful people in my life ❤ thank you for coming gorgeous ladies.

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

@ColinJPettitt Cheers Colin, see you at work on Monday! 😂

[Emma Healey (Little e) @emmasbrain]

@Mumdeep Last tenants were great. These ones, not so great. I mean, lovely people, just not house proud.
At all. 😂 We cross our fingers they are sold everyday. Hopefully before the old lady across the road does herself an injury from her loud tutting and excessive eyerolling at them 🤣