emma

manic pixie nightmare hag ~ she/her ⚢

[emma @emmasonline]

slayyyter makes music for the girls who were listening to the mp3 rip of the electra heart tour intro on https://t.co/JFCTTCT4mr

[emma @emmasonline]

hello can a meteorologist please find this tweet and let me know if my nyc wedding on february 6 (w family travel from SC and DMV areas) is jeopardized by current early feb models thank you!!!!!!

[emma @emmasonline]

it’s listen to relationships by haim 10 times o’clock

[emma @emmasonline]

i’m sitting on a bench in roku city wondering where’d my baby go …..

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Holiday pro-tip: allow yourself to fully experience the depth and breadth of lesbianism

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I now have full legal control over Panera Bread Company’s operations, profits, and decision-making

[emma @emmasonline]

@Iizzieborden literally awooga

[emma @emmasonline]

marvel created agatha all along to torture lesbians

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

type of shit i'm on

[emma @emmasonline]

girl in a sweater season

[jonny @suitejonny]

every year around this time they press the button that makes every deep cut on Pang suddenly sound like the best song you’ve ever heard in your life

[emma @emmasonline]

when i drive in your car im your baby
losing all my innocence in the backseat

[emma @emmasonline]

i wish you’d bawk bawk
wish you’d bawk bawk
wish you’d bawk bawk
i wish you’d just bawk to me

- couples therapy with gonzo and camilla the chicken

[emma @emmasonline]

maya rudolph 🔛🔝

[emma @emmasonline]

preventing my beautiful wife from seeing longlegs on opening weekend due to covid, i should be longlegs’d (haven’t seen the movie yet so idk what he does)

[emma @emmasonline]

jewish charli xcx:

[emma @emmasonline]

donna sheridan when sophie asks who her father is

[emma @emmasonline]

you’re laughing. never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister mistoffelees and you’re laughing.

[emma @emmasonline]

huge shoutout to whoever put constant repeat on the tj maxx/marshalls corporate playlist i love you i see you