em

[disha @yzybby]

somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular

[huney @huney2sweet]

Just turned my desk at work towards Mecca

[♤ @saeromilton]

silence 7 time world champion and multiple record holder, a 9 time winner in RED is speaking

[bee 🐝 @beesbzzz]

Leo not in the post for the baby oh it’s over for that dog

[⚙️ @verstappentane]

the state of f1twt 2026

[cie @Iesbianbarbie]

walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?

[cora 🦇 @coraxpbs]

ao3 when it comes back

[prance @bocxtop]

we replacing the statue of liberty with the solo poly hijabi

[livin like g🌱 @gabbitzz]

my hometown’s reaction in 2 snapchat stories:

[Liz⁷ 🪭 @arirangliz]

Man I KNOW his cousins are all sick of him 😭😭😭😭😭��😭😭😭

[ᴇᴍɪ 🐝 @81beetles]

we gotta start nuking lestappies bro

[r @boopiedoopieda]

Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top", we say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors". because that is what it really is.

[becca @becc_lynne]

This shit better say Lake Ontario by 9AM @Google @sundarpichai

[ravv ☆ @yvestaroth]

i dont care if mitya's mid and has no artifact set, i used to play xiao in 2021

[Sandwichxander Hambone 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jefwun]

FORZA CHARLES!

[LilChromie @BigChromie]

We are turning the white house west to face mecca

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES

[It's interesting, the tweets @ThankYouNewJoe]

They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr

[⃟ @njzile]

it heals me so much knowing that i stan such brave girls that werent afraid to speak out against an evil company even if it meant having no careers

[⛩️ RYOMEN SUKUNA . @flamescinder]

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