Emma Stratigos

coffee boss, cat lady, probably taller than you. she/her

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Tim @poortimothy1 talks with @deadmallpress about his upcoming book (available now for preorder!) - check it out!

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Proud of this one!

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new author photo just dropped

all credit to my partner!

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Went, with no expectations, to the LLBean outlet. Left with fuzzy slippers, a new robe, and flannel pjs. Guess I’m staying in this winter 😎

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@poortimothy1 Is this a cry for help?

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@narwhals4lyfe Nooooooooooo

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@poortimothy1 2 truths & a lie… about Tim’s mustache

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@poortimothy1 It’s just an innocent small town initiation ceremony 🤷‍♀️

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Coffee service often feels like Jumanji. Appliances breaking all around you, leaks springing from unknown sources, stampedes, and this morning I killed a mosquito on my forehead while working a rush with a line out the door.

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THE PIGS is long poem years in the making that I want to share with everyone -- thanks @Poetry_Daily and @peachmgzn for taking a moment to celebrate it --

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@poortimothy1 Mr. Clever! You should be downright flattered!

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Partner and I were looking at Roger Hargreaves illustrations, she sees this one and says, Oh, that's you. Brutal.

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Clean/do laundry for 10 min, rest for 1 hour, repeat that several times, listen to hours of crime podcasts, drink an entire case of spindrift: the Sunday routine that I have missed for the last few weeks.

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(Just kidding)

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I often have the experience of being deeply moved by a podcast and eager to share it with my friends, only to find that I can recall almost nothing specific about the episode and can’t describe it in any detail

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I’m sure there was other great stuff in that lecture, but I just can’t remember any of it

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@poortimothy1 You took the words right out of my mouth

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'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

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@chrsbakr Interestingly enough, coffee was involved in the bathtub incident.

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Guys, my landlord @chrsbakr just followed me on Twitter so I had to delete the tweets about the bathtub incident, but I still need help so keep sending ideas.