Emma Summers

not funny enough to write my own tweets

[I'm42 @TheCraigles60]

And my TV just went flying out the window, these two are just cock juggling thundercunts and they deserve one another!
#MAFSAU
#MAFS

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

"Person who accidentally shook their carbonated beverage before opening it"

https://t.co/S9CAuCmIqx

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

"Person who tried to cut their own bangs, failed, and now claims it's the latest fashion"

https://t.co/9QGuTSAA9D

[m @msnetik]

every Saturday is an opportunity for a creative new way to spend $200

[🂱 @laylology]

white women were so right when they made enjoying a crisp diet coke a personality trait! cheers ladies 💯

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

[Emma Summers @emmasumms]

@karensleegers Underaged mail order bride to Holland

[Emma Summers @emmasumms]

@adidasslut Does it tickle?

[✞ @cozy_manny]

Girls be like “fuck it we ball” whole time they’ve been crying for 3hrs 😭

[jo @cowboypraxis]

an instagram post should answer two questions 1. are you in europe 2. are you still dating them

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[Emma Summers @emmasumms]

@futuremillf This is giving you bringing your dog (Tyler) to the party

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

did I accomplish my goals for this year? no. but did I look after my physical and mental health? not at all. but did I maintain a proper diet and sleep schedule? listen,

[Emma Summers @emmasumms]

@karensleegers Can’t catch a break with that one

[𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚗 ‹𝟹 @CyberrQueen_]

me yelling “BING BONG” for no reason every 5 mins

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

How do ppl not lose their wedding rings