emmataylored1

Freelance writer. @thisis_she_poet Instasplurger. Cat-mother & Manc hijacking Streatham life. Views'R'Us

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@z0mgosh @CNN You’re Brexit obsessed, you are 🤣

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@z0mgosh @MarcusStead @JamesDelingpole Can just pop down the magic money tree allotment where they’re getting all the Brexit cash from, suddenly. That would tide you over when your measly UC payment is five weeks late.

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@fortnightinFL Sweet

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@bun_jacker Jesus Christ

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Sometimes, when I feel anxious about being single, I put on the Don’t Tell the Bride episode where the bloke sets it all up in a pig farm with a Guinness Book of Records for the biggest Pig Parade. She doesn’t like pigs that much. He thought she did.

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@bun_jacker 😭 leaves like 0.03% of population and bet 0.02% live in Wales. Fighting over scraps up in here

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Quite the distinction between ‘intelligent’ and ‘well-educated,’ I often find. Not often you get both...

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What.......

[Frances Ryan @DrFrancesRyan]

Fucking hell. It’s easy to get immune to Trump’s lies but this is next level. The crowds blindly jeering ‘doctors executing babies’ is terrifying. (via @caitlinmoran)

[Grayson Perry @Alan_Measles]

And not one of them is staring at their phone

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https://t.co/oIH99Ghivs

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I just bought tickets to DIY Presents Big Indie Big Nights // Alex Bayly @ Two Tribes https://t.co/OLsYhmk7aT via @TicketWebUK

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Love this 🥰 https://t.co/YywF9LWGvX

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@bun_jacker @CAM_London @BBCRadio4 No dude what is this? Have you got a link x

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@JennyLConstable There’s an absolute joker of a Tube tannoy man at Victoria though - watch out for him 😭

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Hey y’all there’s a party going down @TwoTribesBrew and there’s a rather good looking man releasing a rather good album. Free tickets in the link! @BIGindieRecords @diymagazine

[Alex Bayly @alexbaylymusic]

Looking forward to helping @TwoTribesBrew turn one. With @BIGindieRecords and @diymagazine. See you on the 10th free tickets in the bio.

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@bun_jacker Sexy Malcolm doing what he does best

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@KittenFTW And take it nice and slow.

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@KittenFTW Try it out on family and friends first and also remember that the crowd want you to do well, so saying you are nervous making a joke at the start about having to dial up your usually quiet speaking voice to eleven first gets a laugh and gets the room relaxed and ‘with you.’

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@KittenFTW Propanalol!

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@bun_jacker 🤣🥰