Emma Tessler

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[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

So honored to have made the @Wigleaf Top 50 Longlist for my tiny piece in @moonrabbitcandy!!! I can’t wait to dive into this whole delicious list.

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@srzpremiere Hard agree. But have you had a cheese and guava danish recently? She is the Pastry Queen.

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

@itssonoemi @SmokeLong Wow. What a gorgeous, moving piece. Congratulations!

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@moonrabbitcandy 💛💛

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@lumchanmfa @moonrabbitcandy 💛

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@melostrom @moonrabbitcandy Thank you Melissa! 💛

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@pdforan @moonrabbitcandy Thank you! 🧈🍞

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@PunyFingers @moonrabbitcandy Thank you!

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

I wrote about being a parent and @moonrabbitcandy was kind enough to publish it. Milk and candy for everyone, on the house!

[Milk Candy Review @moonrabbitcandy]

We have a tiny and beautiful story from @emmatessler today with matryoshka dolls and little coats! 💖🐇🍬
https://t.co/xZYyCROM8p

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

@moonrabbitcandy Hooray! And thank you.

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Ah this is so cool to hear!!

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

Had a dream that @TBQuarterly rejected my piece, saying that it “didn’t have enough gravitas.” (This is correct, by the way. It has absolutely zero gravitas.) Was this a premonition? Only time will tell. Live más.

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

@moonrabbitcandy @rejectionlit Thank you for giving it a home!

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

An acceptance from @moonrabbitcandy, *and* a piece up in @rejectionlit all within 3 days?? I'm sure the universe will even things out by having me slip on a banana peel in front of someone really good looking while shouting something like "Yoinks!" I can feel it coming.

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@hipcandelori @rejectionlit Hey thanks!!

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Happy to have this little story out today with @rejectionlit!

[Rejection Letters @rejectionlit]

"The pharmacist is no longer offering medication. Not in capsule, tablet, or liquid form. Instead she is handing out bindles. You know, bindles? Those long sticks that hobos carry over their shoulders?"

New fiction from @emmatessler!
https://t.co/TYUqqOqRll

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

@lauramarris @AAKnopf I've never put a release date on my calendar before, but you'd better believe this is getting marked as an "All Day" event

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

Playing a long game prank on my husband by teaching our two toddlers 1-877-Kars4Kids. I know I’m setting my own house on fire but it’s already worth it, he’s so mad.

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@lauramarris Wow wow wow!!!

[Emma Tessler @emmatessler]

My 2.5 year old reacts to warm food or weather by exclaiming “Hotsy totsy paparazzi!” so I guess you can just call child protective services now, it’s only going to get worse from here.