Emma Thompson

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[Emma Thompson @emmathompson237]

@MikeThompson_30 @MyBballAcademy @seilberg @HillBBasketball @ETNreisenweber @_TomKeller Congrats Michael!

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

how i feel when someone’s showing me a video that’s not even funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

bartenders what do u think of someone who orders vodka soda w bar lime

[Michael Thompson @MikeThompson_30]

79-49 state playoff win for @CPRamblerHoops (25-1). We advance to the sweet 16 vs Obama Academy on Tuesday! Stats and highlights below.
21pts
10/12 fg - 83%
7 assists
4 rebounds
25 mins played
@CoachLynchCP @_TomKeller @willhoman15 @PrepHoopsPA

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

they doin this to me at work this week btw

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

[Tom Reisenweber @ETNreisenweber]

Michael Thompson joins the 1,000-point club for Cathedral Prep!!

[Tom Reisenweber @ETNreisenweber]

Dunks for days for Michael Thompson!

[Tom Reisenweber @ETNreisenweber]

Cathedral Prep boys basketball opens the season with a resounding 98-77 win over Harbor Creek. Michael Thompson led the Ramblers with 37 points, including 4 dunks, and Nando Mirarchi scored 26 points.

[Cathedral Prep Basketball @CPRamblerHoops]

30 WORK ‼️

@MikeThompson_30 is just a winner

[Rai @fromraiwithlove]

I haven’t seen one baby in ruffle socks for Easter. We losing the recipes

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

my tax strategy is to go to a website i've never heard of before, enter all my most sensitive information, then hit the 'continue' button until i either get $1300 or go to jail

[vaebae @nevaehjanyal]

I ain’t never did no ugly shit like that